Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why? Because.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

homosexual rights to marriage

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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