I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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