why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Anti Joke

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