- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

European on my shoes, buddy.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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