- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Yo Momma is not fat.

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