- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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