- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Small Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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