A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Anti Joke

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