- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

knock knock come in !

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Sarah Palin.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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