- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

No

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Tucker Rivera

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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