- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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