- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Whats brown and smells bad poo

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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