Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

no

YOU

how man

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

poo

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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