Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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