- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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