why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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SHUT UP JP

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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