- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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