Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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