- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Small Penis.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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