What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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