Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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