What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two baby seals walk into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

thumb_up thumb_down -4

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops