- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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