How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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