Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Anti Joke

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