Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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