Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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no

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YOU

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how man

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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poo

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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womans having rights.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Anti Joke

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