What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What do I hate? people

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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