What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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