What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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