- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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