Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

whats a joke

civil rights

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

batman farted so hes retarded

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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