- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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