Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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