- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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