- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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