What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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