Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Yellow People !!

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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