I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

You should read the Terms of Service.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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