- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

THe Election

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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