- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yellow People !!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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