- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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