Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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