Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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