- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Equal rights!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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