- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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