- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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