- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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