Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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