- Anti Joke

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

you know whats not funny white boards.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong