- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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