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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A woman walks into a bar.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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