- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Tall asians

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Andoni was here

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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