George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Get out!!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

my egg roll

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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