My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Anti Joke

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