- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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