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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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