- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

who is not good looking? mon morello

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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