This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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a man checks his mypsace

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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VITAMIN C!

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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