Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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school homewrok

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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i hate non minorities!

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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