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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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