How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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dallen loves penis

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