- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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