- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

were you expecting a joke

What does? 42

Three baby seals walk into a club...

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

PENIS

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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