- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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