eoin burgin is fat

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Take wrong turns

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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