2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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