What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Praise Paisley

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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