why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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