- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A terrorist robs a walrus.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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