What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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