- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

men, men like men= men+bed

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A dancer walks into a barre

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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