- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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