- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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