- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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