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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A American seeking into mexico

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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