Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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