An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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